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Thursday, August 23, 2012

Yes. It is time.

I don't know about you, but the money that I would have to spend monthly on 5 blade razors every months to keep my facial hair at bay could easily buy your aunt Becky her Venti Green Tea Latte With one pump sugar free vanilla, no foam, microwaved to 305 degrees (because she wants to drink it after her yoga class) with a single shot of eXpresso and sprinkles daily...for at least 3 months.
Luckily enough I do not have a clean shaven face. But, I do have an aunt Becky...
However, for the men that do enjoy a clean shaven face there is luck in this world for you yet.
After watching this commercial you will not only want to buy from this site instantly, but you will wonder how you you could have ever gotten along without this site, end up trying to compensate by buying Elk antlers to hang over your fireplace, pointless amounts of sirloin, smoking a corn cob pipe while preparing breakfast, and wearing your grandfather's flannel.
Luckily that sensation will pass and you will still be receiving excellent razors monthly and returning to RUDESUIT for style insight.
But we approve of flannel, so that part's cool.
(So is everything else. Just in moderation)

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